Musings of a Mindless Critter: Veruca salt....

The Critter's Monolougue

~*The Critter's Monolougue*~

"I'm critter with a small head and fast ticking brain, at times abnormal heart-beats. You will always find ME engaged in multitasking, with MY pandora box of strange views and nonsense ideas, those endless jabberings, thousands of penniless thoughts and zillions of unsolved questions…!

That’s my world of weirdness, wildness, confusions, dilemmas, nonconformity and quirks. It’s Good, Bad and Ugly ...

To Live, love, laugh, play, relax, rejoice, celebrate...Explore, discover, question, dare, understand, wonder, reflect...Create, care, conserve, nurture...Share, help, hug, heal, inspire.... These are just some of the ways this small creature feels about life. Do you at times feel the same?"

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Veruca salt....

Veruca Salt... Veruca Salt..
What's her fault..what's her fault..
She was a hollow nut..
So,Wonka's squirrels kicked her butt..
Down she went...
through the dark bent...
Into the chute..
Of course not made of Jute..!!

Veruca Salt...Veruca Salt..
Being too greedy is your fault..
MUM and DAD..
Are now sad...
With her fat tummy,
Screamed Veruca's mummy...
But all in vain..
As she was going to get the pain..
Just a push...
And there she goes...
Without any rush..
Into the chute...
sliding with her enormous butt...!

Daddy has no option but just to follow
Into the dark hollow...
No pillow...
No willow...

Miss Salt is a spoiled brat
Oh yea..She will soon smell like a rat..
Chased by some stray cat..
Without any classy hat..!!

Dark and dark...
Without a spark...
Down they go..
While Oompa-loompahs make ha..ha..he..he..ho..ho..!!
And there stay the three Salts...
It's there wonka factory's halt...!

~ Amtrips

(inspired from the bedtime-readings of Roald Dahl's Charlie and Chocolate Factory)